We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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