We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
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She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
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the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays