you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.