Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
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The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
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Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup