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• (586): View more from Michigan

  We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...

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  ok, come over...I have doritos

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.

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• (510): View more from California

  well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him

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• (904): View more from Florida

  the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm

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• (818): View more from California

  Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.

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• (607): View more from New York

  Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.

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  I'm about to be a big disappointment.

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• (916): View more from California

  Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays

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