Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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