On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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