I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
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Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
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I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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