i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
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I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
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Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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