suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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