I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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