So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
two words...techno handjob
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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