Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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