Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
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So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
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Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird