U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
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I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
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My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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