her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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