I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
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Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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