yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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