I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Randomize
