butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
You can't motorboat a personality
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
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