So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
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