ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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