I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
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He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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