We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
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you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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