I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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