Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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