Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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