how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
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Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
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You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
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