And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
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