your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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