did you get engaged???
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
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and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
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there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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