Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
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She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
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my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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