erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
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I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
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It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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