Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
His hands were made for my vagina.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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