do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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