I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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