Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
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the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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