Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
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i just made my gag reflex go away.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
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he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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