return my video game
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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