i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
3pm strippers are depressing
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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