Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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