I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Randomize
