it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
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she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
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I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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