It's Friday. Sex?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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