dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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