all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Randomize
