Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
What a dumb baby whore.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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