ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
When are your genitals available?
Randomize
