***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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