I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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