Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
it was like eating out sand paper
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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