All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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