I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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