Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
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It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
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Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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