dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
