Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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